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Contract or Covenant by Tim Kurasz 

Christmas Program 2012





Church Ladies With typewriters are at it again!


They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies

with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared

in church bulletins or were announced in church services:


The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.




The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight:

'Searching for Jesus.'




Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those

things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.




Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.



Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious

pleasure to the congregation.




For those of you who have children and don't know it,

we have a nursery downstairs.




Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.

They need all the help they can get.



Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.

So ends a friendship that began in their school days.


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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.

Music will follow..



At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?'

Come early and listen to our choir practice.




Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several

new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.




Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.

Proceeds will be used to cripple children.




Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person

you want remembered.



The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and

gracious hostility.


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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.




The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.

They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.




This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across

from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.




Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM . All ladies

are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.




The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would

lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.




Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use

the back door.




The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Fellowship Hall

Friday at 7 PM . The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.